The question of the day around here is, does Keyshaun Johnson read Cantbefired? Last week, after the Redskins beat the Cowboys, I wrote a rather angry post towards Mr. Johnson for predicting a Cowboys victory. Well, this weekend I decided to watch NFL pregame shows as I always do, and despite our huge win last week, none of the 'experts' picked us to beat the Eagles. Except one. And that would be Keyshaun. Out of every talking head on ESPN, Fox, CBS, and website in the country, he was the only person I could find that picked the Skins.
Of course, we went on to beat the Eagles in Philly, and even today people aren't giving the best team in the NFC the credit they're due. So maybe, just maybe, Keyshaun was googling himself last week when he ran into our site. He saw the post, realized the error of his ways, and then went on to pick the Redskins despite everyone else doing otherwise. While this is highly unlikely, it is what I'm going to tell myself today because I'm hungover and I need some sort of pick-me-up. Coffee just isn't doing it.
This is kind of a big week, so stay tuned. Friday will be the official 100th post by Cantbefired, and we're going to really live it up here. Technically there is nothing planned but I'm sure we'll think of something. I, for one, will be drinking every night this week in celebration. Hell, I might even sneak a bottle of scotch in to the office with me tomorrow. I suggest everyone does the same...
Monday, October 6, 2008
Now if Only Mike Ditka Would Read Too...
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