Birthdays Suck...

Today is election day...Yipee!

I'm not going to post much because everyone is off work and there are more important things happening in the world outside of my work life, but I can assure you that there will be many posts dedicated to the bizzaro freakshow politico's that haunt my office in the next few days.

Sadly, yesterday was my birthday. Normally this would be a celebratory occasion but the fact of the matter is I spent my time witnessing the most overrated football team in the world (the Redskins) get manhandled for three hours. This wouldn't seem that bad if it weren't for the fact that 50,000 of the 90,000 fans at FedEx field were Steelers fans. I'm really beginning to despise the city I've lived in my whole life, because the women are too full of themselves and the sports fans don't give a shit. Also, yesterday I bumped into a guy on the way to the Metro that had just gotten out of jail for the past five years, and I generously handed him $20. I thought karma would hook me with a Redskin win, but alas, karma is a bitch.

Enjoy your voting process this morning. I can't wait for the wrath of the losing side the next few days, it's going to be amazing. If I were you, I'd keep my voting choice to myself for a few months because things are going to get a bit nutty....